Frowning with Bloodshot Eyes

I once endeavored to search out the world of pain relief and lucid waking dreams,

but

I found that the dreary headed feeling that comes when awakened from restful sleep was all I needed.

Stumbling with full consciousness, staring at things that seemed out of place, but weren't, I behaved like one who is at home with black lights, Nag Champa incense, and the band Phish.

No tree, plant, fungus or household chemical was needed: Just a rude awakening at an inopportune time.